fathead

it's a pretty kick ass day today. clear sky, sunny, and relatively warm. i opened up my windows to let in some fresh air and i keep getting these whiffs of bologna.

WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE BOLOGNA OUTSIDE?

it's making me hungry and disgusted simultaneously.

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i hate at&t. perhaps hate isn't strong enough a word. if at&t was a person i'd stab him in both eyes with a sharpened, number 2, ticonderoga pencil then i'd smear him with mayonaise and lock him in a cage with five starving pigs.

In 1955 while working under John Wheeler at Princeton Hugh Everett theorized that reality as we know it actually exists as in infinity of realities. It's been referred to as a multiverse, or many histories, or many worlds theory. Simply put, it means that there is an infinity of realities. A reality where the Cubs actually won the World Series, a reality where you won the lottery, and a reality where you actually won the Nobel Prize. Thus far, it's been unable to be scientifically refuted and it solves some of the stickiest contradictions concerning the apparent inconsistencies between classical and quantum physics. Taken for what it is we are left with an infinity of realities and these infinity of realities are constantly splitting and making near copies of themsleves.

The possibilities are, quite literally, infinite.

The number of realties, infinite or otherwise where this man actually has a realistic chance to become the President of the United States.

Ralph Nader


Zero.

Interestingly enough the number of realities, infinite or otherwise where this man is actually a good President of the United States.

George Bush


Also, zero.

- i've had a cold for two weeks and haven't been able to taste my food. i also can't smell.

- everytime i eat a piece of beef i ask myself, "is this piece the piece of beef that's going to give me bovine spongiform encephalitis?" except when i ask myself i pronounce spongiform, "spongeform".

- people that say the word "unkept" when they should be saying the word "unkempt" are bad and deserve to die.

- in related news, www.m-w.com changed their format and i believe you might have to pay to get the definitions of some words now. Ex. "unkept is one of more than 1,000,000 entries available at Merriam-WebsterUnabridged.com. Click here to start your free trial!" www.m-w.com can eat dirt for trying to make me pay to get the definition of a word i can get for free off www.dictionary.com. unfortunately, www.dictionary.com sucks.

- and finally, louis armstrong and frank sinatra continue to rock, have rocked, and will always rock.