Friday, July 30, 2004
Today I rode the train from 23rd to 28th because I am a lazy fuck.
I rule.
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Nothing much to say. Just keeping tabs. Summer is not a good computer time. Typing makes me sweat.
I rule.
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Nothing much to say. Just keeping tabs. Summer is not a good computer time. Typing makes me sweat.
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
I've been watching a lot of movies lately and I've come up with several rules.
THE RULES
1. Paul Walker is a magnet of suck. Therefore any movie he appears in will suck. I'm trying to think of an exception but as far as movies go, Paul Walker is like a black hole of suck. Whoever wrote the script for 2 Fast 2 Furious needs to be tied down on a beach and have his head locked in a vise then they need to hire a small child to burn out his eyes with a magnifying glass.
(As an aside... John Singleton's debut movie, Boyz in the Hood rocked. Ever since then it every other movie that John Singleton has been attached to blows a little more.)
2. Any movie that uses numerals to shorten words immediately sucks. e.g. Cradle 2 the Grave. Has anyone besides me actually seen this movie? I hope not. Jet Li shouldn't be allowed to speak, ever...unless it's in chinese.
3. Any move with DMX in it sucks. Period. The possible exception to this rule and the above Jet Li rule would be Romeo Must Die and only because of the super hot lesbian scene in the very beginning of the movie other than that, DMX and Jet Li both still suck.
This isn't really a rule, but more of an observation, Biker Boyz has like every single black male actor that ever worked in Hollywood ever. (except Bill Cosby but Lisa Bonet is in the movie so that angle is covered) It's a pretty sad state of affairs when you have to cast Orlando Jones as a kind of hard core, gangster, biker rider guy. He actually barks in this movie, more than once. The sad thing is, I like Orlando Jones. Hopefully he won't appear in the inevitable Biker Boyz 2.
THE RULES
1. Paul Walker is a magnet of suck. Therefore any movie he appears in will suck. I'm trying to think of an exception but as far as movies go, Paul Walker is like a black hole of suck. Whoever wrote the script for 2 Fast 2 Furious needs to be tied down on a beach and have his head locked in a vise then they need to hire a small child to burn out his eyes with a magnifying glass.
(As an aside... John Singleton's debut movie, Boyz in the Hood rocked. Ever since then it every other movie that John Singleton has been attached to blows a little more.)
2. Any movie that uses numerals to shorten words immediately sucks. e.g. Cradle 2 the Grave. Has anyone besides me actually seen this movie? I hope not. Jet Li shouldn't be allowed to speak, ever...unless it's in chinese.
3. Any move with DMX in it sucks. Period. The possible exception to this rule and the above Jet Li rule would be Romeo Must Die and only because of the super hot lesbian scene in the very beginning of the movie other than that, DMX and Jet Li both still suck.
This isn't really a rule, but more of an observation, Biker Boyz has like every single black male actor that ever worked in Hollywood ever. (except Bill Cosby but Lisa Bonet is in the movie so that angle is covered) It's a pretty sad state of affairs when you have to cast Orlando Jones as a kind of hard core, gangster, biker rider guy. He actually barks in this movie, more than once. The sad thing is, I like Orlando Jones. Hopefully he won't appear in the inevitable Biker Boyz 2.
