Tuesday, August 17, 2004
Overheard (somewhere that i wish i wasn't there to overhear)
Girl 1: I'm telling you listening to music while working out is good for you... it's good for your mind.
Girl 2: uh-huh
Girl 1: Really, studies show that it's good for, like your brain.
First of all, she actually said STUDIES SHOW. Which studies? I must have missed that issue of the NEJM with the article titled, THE STUDY SHOWING THAT WORKING OUT AND LISTENING TO MUSIC IS LIKE GOOD FOR YOUR BRAIN.*
Nevermind the fact that the Girl 1, probably, easily, most definitely, had at least 50lbs on me. To put a point on it her ass was at least 3 times the width and probably 6 times the volume of my own svelte, shapely, and dare i say it, sexy ass.**
It would also seem that STUDIES SHOW that working out, to music or not WILL HELP YOUR ASS LOOK MORE LIKE AN ACTUALLY PAIR OF BUTTOCKS INSTEAD OF LOOKING LIKE YOU ARE SMUGGLING TWO WATERMELONS ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER. (heading northbound or southbound, whichever may strike your fancy.)
[There is supposed to be a diagram here of my ass and her ass but I was unable (read: too lazy) to upload the picture. I leave it to you to imagine the beautiful diagram that would have been here......oh yes, it's beautiful.]
*It might possibly be that there, somewhere, out there, there actually is a STUDY SHOWING that listening to music and working out is like, so very, good for your brain, it probably like helps. Really.
**My ass is actually quite flat. In the 9th grade I had an Earth Science teacher named Mr. Smith... it's not Smith I can't remember his name at the moment, but I do remember he had an exceedingly flat ass. His ass, or lack thereof, appeared as no more than an extension of his lower back.
Girl 1: I'm telling you listening to music while working out is good for you... it's good for your mind.
Girl 2: uh-huh
Girl 1: Really, studies show that it's good for, like your brain.
First of all, she actually said STUDIES SHOW. Which studies? I must have missed that issue of the NEJM with the article titled, THE STUDY SHOWING THAT WORKING OUT AND LISTENING TO MUSIC IS LIKE GOOD FOR YOUR BRAIN.*
Nevermind the fact that the Girl 1, probably, easily, most definitely, had at least 50lbs on me. To put a point on it her ass was at least 3 times the width and probably 6 times the volume of my own svelte, shapely, and dare i say it, sexy ass.**
It would also seem that STUDIES SHOW that working out, to music or not WILL HELP YOUR ASS LOOK MORE LIKE AN ACTUALLY PAIR OF BUTTOCKS INSTEAD OF LOOKING LIKE YOU ARE SMUGGLING TWO WATERMELONS ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER. (heading northbound or southbound, whichever may strike your fancy.)
[There is supposed to be a diagram here of my ass and her ass but I was unable (read: too lazy) to upload the picture. I leave it to you to imagine the beautiful diagram that would have been here......oh yes, it's beautiful.]
*It might possibly be that there, somewhere, out there, there actually is a STUDY SHOWING that listening to music and working out is like, so very, good for your brain, it probably like helps. Really.
**My ass is actually quite flat. In the 9th grade I had an Earth Science teacher named Mr. Smith... it's not Smith I can't remember his name at the moment, but I do remember he had an exceedingly flat ass. His ass, or lack thereof, appeared as no more than an extension of his lower back.
