Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Everytime I show up here, blogspot has decided for a Newer Better Faster interface. Actually I miss the Older Worse Slower Uglier interface the best but be that as it may...
I'd post that I haven't updated this blog in a long time but it's obvious so there is really no point in pointing out the obvious which i've cleverly already done and obviated simultaneously. (I'm not sure on the usuage of the word obviate there but I'm going to let it ride nonetheless.)
I'm moving back to New York (the state not the city) in a few short weeks. Three to be exact. I expect parties, ticker tape parades, and lots of hugs, but I'd settle for a long day at the beach to pursue my favorite activity, which of course is doing absolutely nothing.
"I did nothing today and it was all I dreamt it to be" (Possible misquote but you get the idea)
Do yourself a favor and see Troy. In a word that movie rocked. The cinematography: stunning. The acting: superb. The action: breathtaking. The storyline: fantastic.
Actually, it sucked. It sucked bad. When I say this movie sucked I really mean this movie was the absolutelyfuckingworstwasteofthreehoursofmylife ever. And when I say ever, I really mean.... ever.
Not to be a homophobe, (which means of course I'm about to be a homophobe kinda...) but everytime I saw Orlando Bloom on screen all I could think about was that he used to be in gay porn.
I'd like to sum up my thoughts on gay porn with one word. Yech.
On to bigger, better, and brighter things. I've so, so cleverly hidden three cliches and one F bomb in this post. It's kind of like finding waldo only much easier and I didn't disguise any of the cliches in a striped colorful shirt or glasses....or maybe I did.
I'd post that I haven't updated this blog in a long time but it's obvious so there is really no point in pointing out the obvious which i've cleverly already done and obviated simultaneously. (I'm not sure on the usuage of the word obviate there but I'm going to let it ride nonetheless.)
I'm moving back to New York (the state not the city) in a few short weeks. Three to be exact. I expect parties, ticker tape parades, and lots of hugs, but I'd settle for a long day at the beach to pursue my favorite activity, which of course is doing absolutely nothing.
"I did nothing today and it was all I dreamt it to be" (Possible misquote but you get the idea)
Do yourself a favor and see Troy. In a word that movie rocked. The cinematography: stunning. The acting: superb. The action: breathtaking. The storyline: fantastic.
Actually, it sucked. It sucked bad. When I say this movie sucked I really mean this movie was the absolutelyfuckingworstwasteofthreehoursofmylife ever. And when I say ever, I really mean.... ever.
Not to be a homophobe, (which means of course I'm about to be a homophobe kinda...) but everytime I saw Orlando Bloom on screen all I could think about was that he used to be in gay porn.
I'd like to sum up my thoughts on gay porn with one word. Yech.
On to bigger, better, and brighter things. I've so, so cleverly hidden three cliches and one F bomb in this post. It's kind of like finding waldo only much easier and I didn't disguise any of the cliches in a striped colorful shirt or glasses....or maybe I did.
