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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

whenever i get on the subway i try to spit on the train tracks and make my spit land right on one of the rails. it's kind of gross. i only said that because i'm sure other people think it's somewhat gross, but i don't think it's all that gross.

but i can see how if you saw me do it you'd think, "that's gross", or maybe you'd think, "that's uncouth", or possibly even if you were of delicate sensibilities you'd think, "that's disgusting." and admittedly, i'd be inclined to agree with you if i saw me, or another person that was not me, spitting on the subway and he was standing there trying to spit, so that his spit landed right on the rails. but i am me, and i am not watching somebody (who is not me) trying to spit on the rails.

i was going to put a poem here, but i wisely at the last moment decided against it. i am so clearly not the type of person who puts poetry on his blog. i'm not sure what kind of person puts poetry on their blog and i'm sure if i met some (as i am sure i most assuredly have in the past) i wouldn't think poorly of them. but, nevertheless, i know, i'm not one of them.

if one would be so interested as to read a poem i would be recommending old men by ogden nash.

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